You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
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The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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