It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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