i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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