Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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