I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
smell my finger.
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Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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