I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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