I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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