i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Even my vagina gasped.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize
