You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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