walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
