Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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