im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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