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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable

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  thermos full of jaeger bombs?

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  Affirmative

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine

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  gross

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  like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please

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