I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
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Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please