i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.