Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(805): View more from California

She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up

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(860): View more from Connecticut

he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.

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(801): View more from Utah

He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".

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(516): View more from New York

theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...

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(602): View more from Arizona

The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day

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(252): View more from North Carolina

When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful

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(519): View more from Ontario

That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..

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