Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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