the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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