I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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