So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
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The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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