You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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