i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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