:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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