i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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