You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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