sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.