I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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