She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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