Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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