we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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