I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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