I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
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Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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