Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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