That's intense
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Im part way to drunk.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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