THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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