giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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