Sry I called you an 8
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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