awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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