Tell her she can't have a vagina
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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