Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just had sex on a roof
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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