OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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