I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
