i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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