I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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