it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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