Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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