Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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