Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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