they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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