Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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