Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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