Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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