question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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