i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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