Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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