It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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