So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I need water and some morals
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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